4am

There are very few things to do at 4am:

Rock out to a late closing club
Spend quality time with your bros
Someone

Now when the clubs are closed (who invented this purgatorial nothingness that is sunday night?), the bros are in bed (hopefully due to sex, alcohol or them being, essentially, just lazy) and you are severely lacking in the person lying underneath you department, I figured there was only one thing left to do...

Write the best damn blog there ever was, is and ever will be as long as we all shall be bothered to read/write it.

I understand that possibly a sesquicentury ago, man was forced to abandon particular activities at night due to the restrictions imposed upon vision by the darkness that, in those less-industrial or rather less-technologically advanced days, could not be combatted at a level which would have permitted said activities. Lunar glow is simply not an effective tanning device I find. However, nowadays, we can raise two indignant fingers to the stars and say thanks for the absolute terajoules of energy you cast our way but next time shimmy up a bit closer so we can actually utilize it. Electricity has afforded us such a pleasure and I for one am indebted to Mr Edison, Tesla, Volta and the hundreds of other rather tedious sounding scientists who allowed me to write this absolute jibberish to you my (hopefully) fervent readers.

At the risk of this blog sounding like it was devised to praise our electrically minded forefathers, I am going to veer away from that subject to talk about what it is that I am lacking which has driven me to exude such absurdity. Firstly, the lack of venues possessing any kind of excitement , as I say, is down to my most repetitive of enemies; sundays. The lack of what can without doubt be deemed "bros" is down to laziness. Theirs not mine. OK, partly mine. But the lack of a someone to do rather than a something is definately not through choice. Well it is, but not through mine. Everyone's got to have an off day right? Besides, without them I wouldn't be able to start such an amazing blog now would I.

Thank you for your hopefully rabid attention wenches.

Love,
Ash.
xx