DARY.
Apologies dear readers, I failed. This is the first failed blog entry I'm sure of many and it is the first collaborative blog entry, say Hi to Rory :) We're currently watching the pro bowl and he's yelling at me so here's to a short blog.
Much Love, I'll be on time next week
Ash
xx
Monday, 31 January 2011
Sunday, 23 January 2011
Thank God that's over
Dear blog-following-Ash-lovers,
My examination damnation has come to its rather amazing conclusion!! It went as well as an all girl threesome you "accidentally" caught on film. The follow up to said exam went even more swimmingly. £70 swimming down the drain-ingly. Bar, pub, casino, strip club, club.
COULD ANYTHING ELSE BE ADDED TO THAT LIST!?
Oh yeah, zoo.
Damn, should have gone to the zoo.
Anyways, it was legend... wait for it...
My examination damnation has come to its rather amazing conclusion!! It went as well as an all girl threesome you "accidentally" caught on film. The follow up to said exam went even more swimmingly. £70 swimming down the drain-ingly. Bar, pub, casino, strip club, club.
COULD ANYTHING ELSE BE ADDED TO THAT LIST!?
Oh yeah, zoo.
Damn, should have gone to the zoo.
Anyways, it was legend... wait for it...
Tuesday, 11 January 2011
I knew this day would come
So fans,
The dreaded day has come where I am starting to contemplate cutting my beautiful hair. With all of the events that have transpired throughout the last year, I feel infinitely more mature, ok maybe not mature, more adult than ever before. This has led me to the idea of making my image slightly more, the correct word eludes me so let's say, professional. Maybe.
I know its a very overplayed idea, but I genuinely intend, and have intended for some time, to bring a fresh start in with the new year. A change of image, one including a haircut, plays a big part of this. I am slowly phasing into a more usual, yet still unique style of dress and image in general. Though my debauched behaviour is one aspect I refuse to change. Hopefully my new, yet still immeasurably sexy, image will even help increase the frequency of the already numerous disgraceful acts of mine.
Much love,
Ash
xx
The dreaded day has come where I am starting to contemplate cutting my beautiful hair. With all of the events that have transpired throughout the last year, I feel infinitely more mature, ok maybe not mature, more adult than ever before. This has led me to the idea of making my image slightly more, the correct word eludes me so let's say, professional. Maybe.
I know its a very overplayed idea, but I genuinely intend, and have intended for some time, to bring a fresh start in with the new year. A change of image, one including a haircut, plays a big part of this. I am slowly phasing into a more usual, yet still unique style of dress and image in general. Though my debauched behaviour is one aspect I refuse to change. Hopefully my new, yet still immeasurably sexy, image will even help increase the frequency of the already numerous disgraceful acts of mine.
Much love,
Ash
xx
Tuesday, 4 January 2011
Manning Up
Greetings loyal readers,
In case any of you are, however improbably, interested in what I got up to over the holidays, it was not much. Spending time at home really limits my exploits regardless of the lack of restriction my parents place on me. It's just simply not cricket to have headboard rattling sex with what may as well be a traditional japanese family's wall separating you from your parents bedroom.
Anyway, the real reason for this blog is that it has come to my attention that only two blog entries were posted by me throughout the entirety of my life. This, in my not so humble opinion, is not good enough. Expect 2011 to bring more exciting tales of debauchery, alcoholic tendencies and hedonism as I solemnly and regrettably VOW to write a blog entry that will hopefully enthral all who read it. Every. Single. Week.
You owe me bitches.
Ash
xx
In case any of you are, however improbably, interested in what I got up to over the holidays, it was not much. Spending time at home really limits my exploits regardless of the lack of restriction my parents place on me. It's just simply not cricket to have headboard rattling sex with what may as well be a traditional japanese family's wall separating you from your parents bedroom.
Anyway, the real reason for this blog is that it has come to my attention that only two blog entries were posted by me throughout the entirety of my life. This, in my not so humble opinion, is not good enough. Expect 2011 to bring more exciting tales of debauchery, alcoholic tendencies and hedonism as I solemnly and regrettably VOW to write a blog entry that will hopefully enthral all who read it. Every. Single. Week.
You owe me bitches.
Ash
xx
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