Greetings loyal readers,
In case any of you are, however improbably, interested in what I got up to over the holidays, it was not much. Spending time at home really limits my exploits regardless of the lack of restriction my parents place on me. It's just simply not cricket to have headboard rattling sex with what may as well be a traditional japanese family's wall separating you from your parents bedroom.
Anyway, the real reason for this blog is that it has come to my attention that only two blog entries were posted by me throughout the entirety of my life. This, in my not so humble opinion, is not good enough. Expect 2011 to bring more exciting tales of debauchery, alcoholic tendencies and hedonism as I solemnly and regrettably VOW to write a blog entry that will hopefully enthral all who read it. Every. Single. Week.
You owe me bitches.
Ash
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