Believe it or not Ash Lovers but I did intentionally miss yesterday's promised blog date by one day solely to post on this most wondrous of days, Valentine's Day.
Now you may think I would hate Valentine's Day, the celebration of monogamy and disapproval towards those who choose not to partake in such an archaic tradition. But the truth it, I love that disapproval. It causes the more insecure ladies of our fine country (the sluts) to crave approval and a partner in between their sheets for what I have renamed with a more fitting title - Valentine's Night; the true meaning of February 14th. I shall be venturing out into the debauched clubland of Sunny Hullywood in order to fulfil this annual destiny of mine so wish me luck fuckers.
With exponentially more love than usual,
Ash
xx
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